Julia often times wonders about me. What I mean is, she doesn't understand my sense of humor. I think I have a rather well developed sense of humor. I like puns and sarcasm and "A man walked in to a bar" kind of jokes. I remember times when my brother and I would start telling jokes and we would end up laughing so hard we could barely breathe. That's when Mom would tell us to go outside. Perhaps there was more air out there and we wouldn't suffocate. She was saving our lives and her sanity. Sam Goldwyn of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer was reputed to have said, upon learning his grandson was being named Sam: "Why did you name him Sam? Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is named Sam." Norm Crosby said his favorite word was "apocryphal." He learned it from the nursery rhyme: "Sing a song of sixpence, apocryphal of rye." And he always thought "cabaret" was what French taxi drivers wore on their heads. Ha Ha Ha. You must have now figured out I am in a rather frivolous mood today. Really, I'm just warming up for when Julia gets home and I can give her reason to keep wondering.
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